Hahahaha elephants!~

Smart dude~

Random pics haha~

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Horray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

You may like my penis after you watch this video.

ANIMALS~

Hello there~

The Axolotl (or ajolote) or mudkip from pokemon~

This is a dumbo octopus. It is as dumb as it's name~

Leaping lesbian lizards. I love their name

This frog is called hairy frog or i like to say is wolverine frog. Because it can break his own legs and use the bones as weapons against predators~ Which is so cool~

This is called a carpenter ant. Or also known as, KAMIKAZE ANT!!!!! Because once he feels like he is going to lose against a fight, he will get as close as possible to his enemy and exploded into pieces and spray poison or glue to all direction.

To end this i want to express this in a song~ There you go~

 

Second random stuffs~

THIS IS MY SECOND POST AND NEW PICTURES~

APPLE ARE VERY CREATIVESo after 2014 is going to be ibed?

Ummm.... Can you pass the apple?

I feel your pain patrick.

Robert<3 Mr Bean

My favorite animal. All it does is lie down the whole day unless food or something walk pass it.

Reminds me of my life  damn...

The picture says it all....

Finally a post is never complete without some explosion~ 

RIPPLE ROCK!!!@@!@!@

 Have FUN~

Bye Bye~

First Post

 Hello, World. This is going to be the first post on this blog. Therefore since it is the first post, something cool and special must be here to remember this memorable time. Please enjoy the following pictures~

PWNED!!@!@!@!@

How i love that lizard. Don't it just look cool~

Obviously floating legless cats are what we need in the world right now~

Now whats left is........... Charlie

Well thats all of my random stuffs i have with me.. And to end it all off A little present for all of you. Enjoy~

Best way to kill someone~

Bye bye now~